I Assure You This Is Not Where You Parked Your Car

juelzsantanabandana:

her: ooouu yes daddy choke me, be rough with me

Me: aight bet!  

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dadd:

This made my day 😂

fightcrawler:

rcktpwr:

atomicbombing:

fox mulder off the shits

what i see during sleep paralysis

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rooish:

rooish:

Y’all ever have a week that’s like, a yee without a haw. A ya without a hoo. A hoot without a holler. A proverbial snake in ones metaphorical weathered ranglin’ boot.

You know what them boys say. Don’t squat with yer spurs on, but I wore them darn spurs anyway didn’t I Larry

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planetben:

influenzsa:

surprisebitch:

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BABY SHARK

MAMA Shark do do, do do do do

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MAMA SHARK

Originally posted by myfriendisaac

DADDY Shark do do, do do do do

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DADDY SHARK

GRANDMA Shark do do, do do do do

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GRANDMA SHARK

Originally posted by hobolunchbox

GRANDPA Shark do do, do do do do

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GRANDPA SHARK

Originally posted by sparksofthunder

Let’s go hunt do do do do do do

Let’s go hunt do do do do do do

Let’s go hunt do do do do do do

LETS GO HUNT

Originally posted by gypsyastronaut

(via dadd)

coolcatgroup:

teathattast:

I needed this tonight. Thank you.

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